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Rating: 5.00 / 5
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"Not While I'm Chewing!": An Elsie W Book (Disaster Coworkers 1)

by Sarah Jayne Brewster

I work with the world's most unintentionally hilarious woman. We'll call her Elsie W. What you are about to read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the author from certain unemployment. This is my job. This is the life I live.Someone help me!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 121 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Humor For Air Travel: & Other Aviation Follies

by Capt. V K Malhotra

This is aviation humor at a different level because it is based on real life and history. Written by an airline captain, this book will amuse the layman and aviation buff alike.Imagine a President of the United States trying to patent a dubious flying machine while in office. Imagine Leo Tolstoy jumping out of a window trying to be a birdman. Imagine aircraft running away without the pilot. Imagine half the public of Scarsdale, New York, chasing a runaway Blimp and capturing it. This is not a Hollywood script writer gone crazy. This is real life and historical fact. Truth is funnier than fiction.
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

I'm God and You're Not

by Michael Zelig

Why was humanity created? Was there really a Great Flood? What caused the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah? What caused the ten plagues in Egypt? What are the actual Ten Commandments? Is there one true religion?In this book, 6,000 years in the making, God—yes! The Big Fella himself—pulls no punches as He tells the truth behind these questions and so much more. In this sometimes humorous, sometimes profane book, you’ll also learn the real relationship between God and Lucifer and find out what is God’s message to the human race. Warning: This book contains strong language which some readers may consider profane.....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 335 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Kitties from the Blog: starring Evie aka Eve of Destruction

by Angela Verdenius

From the Cats, Books & Life blog of author Angela Verdenius, comes the tales of her kitties.

The naughtiest of the lot is Evie aka Eve of Destruction aka Evil Evie, a small torti & white cat who causes chaos in the once-quiet lives of the Verdenius household. She turned up as a wee kitty and life was never the same…

So, for those who already know of Evie and the antics of the furries, here it all is for your enjoyment! For those who have yet to discover this furry mob, well…good luck….

(with photos of the furry mob!)...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Crafts, Hobbies & Home, Animal Care & Pets, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 157 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Career Secrets of Fairy Tale Endings: Lessons from Highly Enchanted Professionals

by R.S. Mitchell

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Genre: Business & Investing, Careers, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Nonfiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 66 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Past is Going to Suck: A Time Travelers Guide; The 20th Century

by Peter Wick

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 128 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 27 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Pinches of Salt: The Strife and Grime of Charlie Roebuck

by Robin Roughley

Charlie Roebuck knows all about ''showbiz'' He's spent his adult life in front of the camera, an expert in the art of the condescending smile, a genius at appearing to give a damn. Be it grilling bent politicians or dissecting the personal lives of the great and good, it's all the same to Charlie, all grist to the mill. But when he is forced to front the last series of Pinches of Salt he fears the worst. For the past thirty years the show has been following five lacklustre individuals through their tiresome lives and every five years the TV Company descend to pick over their bones. The trouble is none of them has amounted to anything, hardly fertile ground for good television, hardly BAFTA winning material.With a minuscule budget he must call upon all his experience to try and make a progr...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 362 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

F*ck Goals: 7 New Year's Resolution Mistakes You Must Avoid!

by Riley Tupper

F*CK GOALS IS THE ONLY GOAL SETTING BOOK YOU NEED FOR 20167 New Year's Resolution Mistakes You Must Avoid is your gateway to achieving success in the new year. We've all been trying to make life changing improvements with little success. This book shows you what mistakes you've been making for years - and how to fix them....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Self-Help, Motivational, Nonfiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Size: 14 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Catman vs The Opossum: The Caper of the High Strung Diamond

by W. P. Harris

Morton Cox was one of the many people caught up in the, short lived, post war Super-hero/villain phenomenon that had average citizens donning cowls and masks in an effort to do good or, in some cases, evil.
Long retired and with the era of Super-heroes a fading memory, Mort (Cat Man) has settled into a sedentary life. That is until a mysterious woman delivers a message from his old nemesis, The Opossum, boldly declaring his intent steal the Scorpio Diamond!
Scoffed at and ridiculed by the authorities, Mort has no choice but to put together what is left of his crew and try to stop him! The thought of encountering the lovely and seductive Mouse Girl, who taunted and teased him for so many years, titillates and terrifies him.
Things take an unforeseen turns, and unexpected a...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 228 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Mystery of Big Butt Island (Tom Dribble Mysteries Book 1)

by Dribble Jr., Tom

A man marooned in a sea of perianal doubt. A butt that is so big that it's an island. A mystery so brief that it's utterly timeless....

Genre: Literature & Fiction, United States, Native American, Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 17 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 26 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Abused By Her Brother, but We Shared the Best Kiss: The Power of Friendship

by Evenson Dufour

“Nerve-racking… The seemingly perfect way to tell a true, touching story. The invented word CLOSEPHOBIA is in its perfect context, but the situation is heartbreaking. The words ‘closephobia and closephobic’ in their contexts make me smile. __Pale Ak Ayiti Tribune “A tense tale, shocking in its intensity, and is compelling in its stage… The kiss is an amazing, natural circumstance with the flavor of trust, love, and appreciation. Yes, a good piece of writing...” __Millennium Writers “A brilliant way to provide enough ideas about friendship and the plot of this true story suits for movie.” __Bruce Azkiel She had told me to recall al...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Relationships, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 168 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Elite Fighter II - Quickie: Qui-Mu's Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 8)

by CB Archer

A pinball game with fisting.A fighting game with balls.A terrifying fanfiction author in deep.Industry Giant Tornado Tech has released a home version of their popular pinball/fighting game hybrid and everyone is excited to beat each other and win the first ever Elite Fighter II – Quickie tournament. Qui-Mu is a cinch to win and claim the prize. She has a diversified investment portfolio and really strong thighs.But not all balls are plunged perfectly and soon the game has been sexually corrupted by a deviant of the highest order, the nefarious Qui-Mu! Wait, Qui-Mu is supposed to be the protagonist of this tale, why is she the one causing trouble? That isn’t right. What is going on?As I Qui-Mu, the ultimate narrator of stories, take over for the lame ass regular narrator, their own ques...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Humor, Satire
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

I Hope the Fridge Likes Me: 50 Poems from the Perspective of Household Items

by Stephen James Halbert

One of the most frustrating things in life is not knowing how our household appliances really feel about us. Do they love us? Hate us? Envy us? Desire us? Do they have souls? Author Stephen James Halbert, a vegetarian so obviously in tune with all that is around him, channelled the energy of 50 household appliances, one at a time, and wrote exactly what they were feeling. The journey starts in the bedroom and charts a typical day in the life of the objects we surround ourselves with but seldom, if ever, communicate with. He found that each household item typically feels love, resentment, fear, or sexual desire that can often be disturbing.
Too often we close our ears to all that is around us, but if we take the time to listen, we will realise that the furniture is screaming to...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 89 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Today in Class... (Volume I)

by Karyn Doran

Today in Class... gives the reader a glimpse into the life of a teacher. It is a series of funny anecdotes about one teacher's interactions with her students....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 215 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter

by Alexander Hamilton

Bursting at its virtual seems, this book of poetry contains but is not limited to; snarky prose, narcissistic celebrity persona, Lysergic acid diethylamide wonder and whimsy, a short memoir regarding loss, free verse and more. Drink Coke! Buy this book!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 10 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Misadvice of Miss Addy Vice

by Dwayne Fry

Miss Addy Vice is the world's worst advice columnist. This is a retrospect of her "work" over the last six decades. In this book, you will see Addy miss the mark and the point time after time.
* A reader writes about her fear of her temperamental mother and is advised to tell her mother to get professional help... while wearing a hockey mask.
* A mother complains of her deadbeat son moving in, not looking for work and sleeping on her couch for over a year. Addy advises the mother to wake the son up.
* A young girl writes about the trauma of developing large breasts at an early age. Addy tells her to stop bragging.

A fast paced read that will keep you guessing letter after letter how Addy will muck up the advice and leave you laughing or groaning at her attemp...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 69 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy, Humor
Size: 12 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Stars Like Ice (The Star Sojourner Series Book 8)

by Jean Kilczer

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, Dark Comedy
Size: 268 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 25 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Incredibly Toxic Online Reviews of Tempest Moody

by Dwayne Fry

Tempest Moody is a highly opinionated woman who is nearly impossible to please. Unfortunately for her, she lives in the town of Wetwater, Michigan, which is infamous for being the worst place on the planet for customer service. How does Tempest deal with the constant frustration of the incompetence she must endure at every turn? She fries everyone in her path in scathing online reviews. Often times she includes gossip about her friends and family as well. Follow a full year of Tempest's nastiest online reviews....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 59 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Fishnets In The Far East: A Dancer's Diary In Korea - A True Story

by Michele E. Northwood

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Genre: Arts & Photography, Dance, Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Women's Fiction
Size: 248 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Listerine

by Leonard Stegmann

Listerine now comes in flavors? What have we become? (Humor/430 Words)...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Personal Health, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

GarbageMom: Because we know we all don't have time to read.

by Melissa Stagi

GarbageMom is the fun picture book for moms! Hide in your closet, your bathroom or any place to get a little peace to laugh. A fun way, hilarious look at all things mommy - enjoy!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 17 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 24 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

NEVER MET BUKOWSKI

by Terry McCarty

Poems about growing older,adjusting to lowered expectations and walking in some of the footsteps of Charles Bukowski....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Poetry, United States, American, Humor, Contemporary
Size: 40 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Way To Be Cool- A Collection of the World's Coolest Animals: The Funniest Book for Children and Adults to Read Aloud (animalRus)

by T.H Alanna

The funniest picture book for children and adults to read aloud!
For inspiration, click the link below:
https://youtu.be/SR2tC-kwPIs...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Science, Nature & How It Works, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Second Coming: The Rise and Fall of Ronald Drumpf

by Anon Y. Mously

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 1.35 mb
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Try Not to Laugh Challenge Spooky Jokes for Kids: Hundreds of Family Friendly Jokes, Spooktacular Riddles, Fang-tastic Puns, Silly Halloween Knock-Knocks, & Tricky Tongue Twisters!

by Howling Moon Books

Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book Scary Edition has over 375 Spooktacular Jokes, Ghastly Riddles, Fang-tastic Puns, Scary Knock Knocks, Tricky Tongue Twisters for Halloween & Year Around Ghostly Good Fun!  This Joke Book will Provide Tons of Spooky Fun and Laughter for all your Little Monsters! Perfect for Families & Kids Who Love Frightfully Silly Jokes, Knock-Knocks, Riddles, Tongue Twisters & more! What spell did the little witch use before her test?Hocus Focus!The Rules are Simple: Pick your team, or go one on one. Sit across from each other & make eye contact. Take turns reading jokes to each other. You can make silly faces, funny sound effects, etc. When your opponent laughs, you get a point! First team to win 3 points, WINS! If You’re Laughing, You’re Losing!(But y...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Without a Cloud

by Jon Picardi

Brian “Ammo” Hessen returns to his hometown for the last summer break before college. He reconnects with his degenerate high school friends and meets a naive girl named Megan on a mission for belonging and self-expression. Their relationship becomes the catalyst for murder and development.For a generation who is told they can be anything, a group of friends find themselves at the other end of nothingness. Dark, comical, and just a bit cynical, Without a Cloud portrays a perspective from youth that have it all too well. ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 193 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 23 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Young Adult Vampire Romance: A Novella of American Nightmares

by Edward Reep

Sneha Joseph is an 18 year-old high school student who now identifies as a vampire. Howard Winston is an LGBT-rights freedom fighter / terrorist who specifically endorses using sadistic violence against homophobes hailing from nations where gays are still highly oppressed. The world is out of its mind. Everything in this book is fictional, or is it? Christianity, ultra-violence, satire of the most ridiculous sort....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Horror, Gay & Lesbian, Fiction, Humor, Comedy, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 72 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Tickling Hitler

by Sam Dave Pollard

A young man who loves to collect jokes, growing up in the East End of London in the 1930's, encouraged by his father to move to Germany, a country with a much brighter future than anything England can offer him.What could possibly go wrong?...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Satire
Size: 310 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Uncle Jack #0 (Origin Issue)

by George Ford

PG-13This 40+ page comic book serves as the preamble to the "Uncle Jack" series."Uncle Jack" #0 is a chock-full collection of comic strips that were originally posted on the Addanac City webcomic site periodically from May 2009 until October 2011.This book gives you the true history of Uncle Jack. Jack Addanac is an escaped convict with a heart of gold and a brain of mush.After escaping from jail, Jack attempts to hide out at his favorite nephew's home. However, Jack's brother, Harvey, is not going to stand for that one bit.Can Uncle Jack remain free long enough to teach his delinquent nephew the laws of lawlessness? Can he avoid the women in his life who are ready to hog-tie and strangle him?To find out the answer, order comic right now!...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Teen & Young Adult, Single Issue Comics, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

DR. R.V. SHRINK Book One: EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE RV LIFESTYLE BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

by RICHARD MALLERY

BOOK 1 with 124 questions and answers. With tens of thousands of people migrating each year to a life on the road in a Recreational Vehicle there are some basic things they need to realize about this lifestyle. This first in a series of books offers the reader insights into this world of travel. The author has lived the RV Lifestyle for over fifty years, watched the RV industry grow and change, has written many articles for RV media outlets and is a regular columnist for RVtravel.com.It is a fun and informative read....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Travel, United States, Humor
Size: 256 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Rich Guys Get More Blow Jobs: The simple truth your guidance counselor forgot to tell you

by Violet Pennington

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Health, Fitness & Dieting, Sex, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Why I'm No Longer An Atheist: A miraculous story of faith refound

by Ellie Grace Woodhouse

As a science teacher, I never believed in heaven. That is, until the day I died. I was in a car crash. Clinically dead for two hours. And I went to heaven. Heaven is real. I was there. This is the story of what it's like, what I did and who I met. Many won't believe it, because they won't want to believe it. But seeing is believing, and with faith, maybe believing is seeing too....

Genre: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 52 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

How I Met Her...: A journey from crushes to finding true love

by V Naik, Akshay

Its a love story which starts from college days. Both are from lower middle class family who are already having their own struggles and these two (boy and girl) didn't want to fall in love as their main responsibility is to bring their family to a stable financial status first. But when they found their true love or better halves , they felt that they are made to each other.So how despite being same religion but different caste , having such a critical financial condition and achieving their goals how they still be together ? Whether they really end up marrying each other?...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, Satire
Size: 103 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Dime Bags Volume II

by Richard Buckinghard

Self-acclaimed author Richard Buckinghard reinvents literary excellence with the release of Dime Bags Vol. II. Through ten unique and power packed short stories, Dime Bags Vol. II reaches deep into humanity's soul. What it brings back are the hopes, dreams and aspirations of us all. We invite you to expand your horizons and leap into the world of Dime Bags. In this volume of Dime Bags you will receive short stories such as:* Peter Parkman and the rise of the Green Gobbler* Ah crap my Toblerone melted* Detective Dunke and the case of the hickory hambone* Stop! Or my penis will shoot!......and six more! Reduce your carbon footprint and get a copy of Dime Bags today....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, General Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 47 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

TODAY IS FOR THE BOYS Vol. 1: "You're welcome."

by NICK BECK

Do whatever YOU want! Don’t tell ME what to do! These rules have been my guides throughout life. I have learned a lot from this roadmap to ultimate success. This book is the beginning of a series of books to get you through everyday situations. Simple, yet profound solutions to finishing on top. We all have our own stories to tell. Each unique and held back for fear of consequence. As individuals, our paths are understood by ourselves alone. Since we don’t know other’s stories, we don’t judge. I have been given advice from someone very wise, and very hidden. This person has helped me find my true passion and run with it. If you have not figured it out yet….. It’s THE BOYS!!! I recently found out that there is a saying “Saturdays are for the boys.” I had never heard that be...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Children's eBooks, Growing Up & Facts of Life
Size: 32 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Ghost Mothers

by Jackie McCarthy

Yasmin has just landed her dream job, the one she’s yearned for since childhood. But it’s all a sham, just like her resume. Will her ‘fairy ghost-mothers’ reveal her biggest lie of all?When Yasmin Taylor-Lee starts her first day at The Woman’s Standard magazine – after telling some pretty sizeable porkies to get the job - she learns that they have one shot at hitting record circulation, or the whole company will go under.Yasmin draws on the strengths of her beloved ghost-mothers, sprung from past issues of The Standard - her only friends, and her emotional crutch since childhood. Life without her besties seems unthinkable, even now at 24 years old – which is a little long in the tooth to have ephemeral floating entities as best friends. Unless...they’re not so ephemeral?But...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Pop Culture, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, World Literature, Women's Fiction, Humor, Satire, Australian & Oceanian
Size: 237 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 22 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

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Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Uncle Jack #1

by George Ford

PG-13Jack Addanac:  Estranged father. Despised brother. Loving uncle. Escaped Convict. Would-be Assassin?Jack has led a hard life over the years mainly due to his own handiwork, but he's about to find out that life can get even harder. This career criminal's luck seems to have run its course.Jack disappeared on Halloween Night 2011 and was never heard from again. What has happened to this hapless huckster since that fateful night? Can Jack find a way to stay out of the grasp of the long arm of the law? With one foot in the grave and the other foot planted firmly in his own mouth, thismay be Jack Addanac's last and only chance to defeat the Voodoo Lady who seeks to destroy him!----------------------------Jack Addanac is a character from the popular webcomic series, Addanac City , which po...

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Size: Unknown
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Escape Room: A Gruesome Tale from Edinburgh’s Future (Future Edinburgh Book 1)

by Sean T. Rassleagh

Edinburgh 2039, twenty years after Brexit and fourteen years after achieving Independence Scotland is back in the EU. Technology and medicine have greatly improved but with artificially intelligent machines doing much of the productive work people have little opportunity to earn money and are being ground down by student loans and rent. The penalties for missing payments are severe. Only bankers, landlords and the University are prospering.In echoes of the city's past a shadowy group of scientists called the Guild are running macabre experiments ignoring all ethical considerations in pursuit of knowledge. Everyone who investigates them ends up dead, apparently of natural causes, Apprentice PC Justine Claverhouse must bring them to justice before she meets the same fate....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, Metaphysical, Satire
Size: 164 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

I Should Have Quit This Morning: Adventures in Minor League Baseball

by Kathy Diekroeger

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Sports & Outdoors, Baseball, Humor
Size: 10.15 mb
Free eBook download for Kindle from 21 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

19 Reasons Why Women are so Goddamned Pissed Off: (and men don't even make top 10!)

by Dale Ashworth

This book explores reasons behind the new ‘bitch’ breed of women, now out on the rampage scaring little children and animals. They’re all really pissed off.(not recommended for readers under 18 years old)...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Parenting & Relationships, Humor
Size: 64 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

When the Songbirds Went Silent in Cheerytown

by Mathew Paust

What happens to a small town when its songbirds go on strike?...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 15 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Art of Being a BIG DEAL

by Donald J. Grump

Donald J. Grump gives you dozens of tips on how to be a Big Deal, just like him. Well, not JUST like him. Nobody but Grump himself can be that big a deal.

A few nuggets from Grump:

"My father had a lot of advisers. I don't have a lot of advisers. When I want to consult, I speak to myself because I have a good brain – a very good brain. I know a lot of things, and I give good advice."

"There is no-one on the planet more modest than I am. Hey, I have to be. I've got so many accomplishments that if I went around blowing my own horn all the time I'd sound like a brass band. And I really hate brass bands."

"I've got so many female critics. But they're all losers. Just look at that Arianna Huffington. What a dog. No wonder her husband left he...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 74 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

25 Timeless Minecraft Riddles

by Yerahmeel "NightSpawn" V.

Want to test your knowledge and familiarity of the game Minecraft? Do you love riddles and guessing games? Then this book is for you!

This book contains riddles designed to test your knowledge and familiarity of the game “Minecraft” as well as your skills in analysis and critical thinking. Having a broad mind can help you all the way.

This book contains beautiful Minecraft images, scenery, and wonderful poetry that will rekindle your love of Minecraft and encourage you to make a poem or riddle of your own.
Every riddle is answered by "what" and "why" at the end of the book.

- Book 1 to the "Timeless Minecraft Riddles" series....

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor & Entertainment, Puzzles & Games, Humor
Size: 58 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Reality Barks: An ELLIOTT C. COOL Caper

by Kit James

From Kit James –praised for his “humorous canine dialogue” by author Elaine Bertolotti, comes a wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, who unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans. Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House. What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, t...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Crafts, Hobbies & Home, Animal Care & Pets, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor
Size: 269 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Contrepreneur's Guide

by Mike Winnet

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Genre: Business & Investing, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 2.81 mb
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Minecraft for Teens and Kids: 4 in 1 book, An Unofficial beginner's Guide to become The God of Minecraft

by Robert Fouler

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Genre: Children's eBooks, Computers & Technology, Geography & Cultures, Education & Reference, Science, Nature & How It Works, Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Puzzles & Games, Nonfiction, Children's Nonfiction, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Humor, Activities, Crafts & Games
Size: 256 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 20 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Frazzled and Dazzled: Real life chick lit

by Chantall Turner

Meet Chantall, a fiercely independent single mum who’s bubbly, quick-witted and educated, hopeful, cynical and honest. And an expert at failure. She is ready to invite romance into her life. What she doesn’t bank on is meeting Andrew on Tinder. All is not as it seems with Andrew taking her on a journey of self discovery from suburban New Zealand to the hustle and bustle of the Hollywood Hills and Los Angeles. Enjoy this frank and humorous account of Chantall’s experiences where even she doesn’t know how the story will end and whether she will find love....

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 229 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Life of Noah (The Bible for Aliens Book 2)

by Adrian Pelzer

What were familiar Bible characters like before they became known for doing epic deeds and having epically long, white beards? In this second volume of The Bible for Aliens, you can imagine that, had their day been somewhat like ours, Noah might have played a computer game called “Boatcraft,” that Jacob could have been on the school wrestling team, and that Abraham may have fallen afoul of social services. Characters in the Bible were just like many of us—flawed but hungering for purpose, having faith in God but not always going about things in conventional ways. Welcome, aliens, to Volume 2, with more to follow!

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Size: 52 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 19 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Know what women want in 6 steps: Get the desire women you want

by Steven Bourne

Have you ever been clueless on what women REALLY want from man ina relationship? It is true that man are from Mars and women from Venus.If you want get the desired women without feeling like a newbieknow what women want in 6 steps will show you how you can take a series of actions to get the desired women you want by knowing what qualitiesshe is looking out for in a man.These 6 simple yet effective steps will enable you to achieve your goalsand you'll be able to make huge jumps in your relationships.Inside you will discover:dating & relationship advicesecrets to a women's heartWould you like to know more?Simply scroll up and click the buy button to get started!...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 29 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

God's Crazy Parlour of Sweet Consent

by Dean Moriarty

"Come look through this window to see what isn’t there where we have dates that simmer in the sun and we have barracuda timing and ideograms in the points of rust to shake your gates as you yawn," said the Sultan selling dates....

Genre: Children's eBooks, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 118 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

A Capitalist Carol: The heroic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge and that free-loading Bob Cratchit

by Ted Satterfield

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 208 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 18 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Five-Star Daydreams

by M. Frank Keiper

AUTHOR OF FIVE-STAR DAYDREAMS Kindle Edition IntroductionUnlike most collections of short stories, this set does not have a linking theme like those of love stories, mysteries, or a common genre. They do, however, for the most part, have one unique thing in common that ties them together in some way. They were all born out of impressions that had come from dreams. Not dreams of aspirations, or dreams of wishful thinking; but, of nocturnal dreams - dreams of slumber. Some were just a notion that the author had brought back, (from the other side, if you will) while some were a minor scene that caught his attention. Others were just inspirations, and two are complete accounts that he could not help but capture because of their story quality and exceptional presentation. They are arranged in a...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, United States, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult, Christian, Humor, Satire, Single Authors
Size: 170 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Man in the Tent - My Life under Canvas in Britain and Spain: Part One - Britain, 2004 - 2008

by Tony Beardsall

THE MAN IN THE TENT is Tony Beardsall’s lively, informative account of his life since moving under canvas at the age of fifty-one.In this volume he relates the first four years of his outdoor odyssey, from his initial escapist trips, through his gradual move towards full-time outdoor living, to his decision to put the harsh British winters behind him and head off to the more benign climate of southern Spain.Sincere but light-hearted, this story recounts his experiences in Lancashire, Yorkshire and Scotland, alongside the mental journey leading to his conviction that a conventional life is no longer for him, despite the well-meaning advice of his family and friends.The second and final part of Tony’s story will be available this winter....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Sports & Outdoors, Outdoors & Nature, Humor
Size: 125 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Herman: Back To The Trees

by Cy Young

Nadine Schitzle of Tarzana, California has discovered a sloth hanging from the eucalyptus tree in her backyard ... and she's convinced the sloth is her husband, Herman....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humor, Genre Fiction, Satire
Size: 102 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

The Moctezuman: A SciFi Horror Comedy (Lunch Reads Book 1)

by E.C. Stever

"It's The Martian meets The Evil Dead... at the end of the Aztec Empire." A new prehistoric scifi horror from an Ancient Alien visitor. I wish he'd hurry up and sacrifice me, like I planned it. Otherwise I might die in this dank temple. But here he stands, nephew to the emperor of a quarter-million Aztec warriors, and Moctezuma does the one thing I don't want: he waits. I've been locked up on this planet too long. If I don't get home soon, I'll be one dead alien. All I really need is for Moctezuma to drag me up to the altar, pluck out my beating heart, maybe coat his forearms with my blood if he has time. Is that so much to ask? I wonder...Maybe Moctezuma knows what I really am. I mean, I look human. At least I think I got all the head-holes in the right places. But what if Moctezum...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, History, Americas, Ancient, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Horror, United States, Native American, Nonfiction, Religion & Spirituality, Religious Studies, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Historical Fiction, Humor, Dark Comedy
Size: 53 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Squared Away! - Cartoons: Funny books, humor and jokes

by Nils Ofstad

Nils Ofstad lives outside Trondheim, Norway, together with two kids, and one wife. He is a senior lecturer and has begun a doctorate which he does not seem to complete, ironically, since the field of study is motivational psychology. 'Squared Away' (Norwegian: Helt Nils) has since August 2007 become one of Norway's most printed single panel cartoons with a permanent place in the success magazine Pondus and in a thirty-number Norwegian newspapers. The panel is packed with madness, absurdities and more or less sick ideas....

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 80 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

What the F*ck Just Happened?: Stories From the Supermarket

by Blake Cooper

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 58 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Confessions of a Grumpy High Priest: J. Golden Kimball From the Back Row

by Zan Larsen

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Humor
Size: 199 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

Rating: 5.00 / 5
5 reviews

Wishes Of The Heart

by Roberta L Greenwald

Wishes of the Heart is a beautiful love story set in the fictional town of Fillmore, Nebraska. Ellen Harper is frustrated with the life she has been thrown into with the loss of her husband Jack. Everyday takes effort to maintain the farm that she never wanted to live on in the first place. Can a new farm hand change things - not only with her farm, but her heart and her destiny....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Sagas, Humor, Satire
Size: 400 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 17 January 2021 onward PDT/PST 

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