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It was a typical hot Sunday afternoon open house. The usual suspects of condo commandos, retired nobodies, and the ever present snowbirds filed through. None were buyers, Finn could tell. All they wanted to see was how the Epstein’s had decorated and to tell him how it was overpriced.

Finn hated his life. After 10 years selling real estate in the sleepy beach community of Vero Beach, FL he had had it. 7 years ago he was selling luxury homes on the beach, had rental property, nice cars and his family. Shortly into the real estate crash he had to file bankruptcy and shortly after the bankruptcy his wife had taken the kids moved back to savannah leaving him with nothing. Now he was selling $50,000 condominiums and doing price opinions for banks on foreclosed properties. All of...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 178 pages
Free eBook download for Kindle from 13 April 2021 onward PDT/PST 

The Hack List

by Daniel Amspaugh

Sebastian is a typical waiter. Everyone in the service industry hits a breaking point with customers whose demands are unrealistic. The customer has been given the delusion that he or she is always right.

After being confronted for the last time, and with the help of a mysterious therapist, Sebastian puts into motion a plan to murder his worst customers. Meanwhile, the restaurant has become home to a large colony of cockroaches. They need customers to survive. Can they stop him before it's too late? Or will they succumb to extermination brought forth by the elusive Mr. X?...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 290 pages
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Kick Anxiety's Ass - Quick Start Guide

by Robert Duff

This is just a quick no-fluff guide to the basics of anxiety and three skills that you can put to immediate use to start taking your life back from anxiety. This content is pulled from my online course by the same name, so if you want to go more in dept, you can certainly do so. However, I think that this quick no B.S. "quick start" guide stands on it's own and can really help you out if you're trying to take those first steps toward recovery from anxiety....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 51 pages
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Jokes For Kids: A Collection Of 450+ Funniest & Silly Jokes For Kids Ages 7-9 8-10 8-12

by Mike C. Biehl

Buy A Paperback Version & Get Kindle Version Free.                                                         "Are You Well?"                                                                    .                                                                    .                                   No Silly You Are Not Well, You Are A Person!!!LOL, the power of laughter. A smile can make you feel good, but laughter takes that feeling deep down inside impacting both your emotional and physical health. Kids can benefit from a boost of laughter too.No matter how old they are, kids are often naturally hilarious and often truly love being told and telling jokes, particularly puns & que...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor, Humor & Entertainment, Activities, Crafts & Games
Size: 156 pages
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Why Moms and Wives Lose Their Minds! A Comedy For All You Moms!

by A. L. Norton

Warning: This book contains real life parenting and martial situations. May contain explicit language, nudity, and mild violence. This is not a self-help book. This is a cry-for-help book from one mom and wife to another. This book contains spelling errors, grammatical errors, and informal language. This book contains irrational, violent, and delusional behavior. If you go to church on Sunday and pray to Jesus religiously, this book is not for you. This book may cause sidesplitting laughter. No children or husbands were harmed while writing this book. Reader discretion is advised....

Genre: Genre Fiction, Family Life, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 53 pages
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Relative Genius: Lost in Transition

by Ron Lang

Wouldn't life be more tolerable if we could laugh more? Have you ever caught someone saying something that just doesn't seem right? It seems as if adults say more of the darndest things than kids do. For instance, someone mentioning that they need to get an Alfa David instead of an affidavit. Or, someone stating that the printer needs a new toner cartilage instead of a cartridge. If that made you smile or even giggle, then Relative Genius is the book that you have been waiting for. It is chocked full of real life examples of adults saying things that will have you exploding with laughter. There are even bonus stories to further tickle your funny bone. You can read it for five minutes to de-stress after work, invite friends over to share it over drinks, or you can have your own private laug...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 178 pages
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The Animal Penis Book: A comic filled journey of nature’s weirdest genitals

by william Meadows

From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 121 pages
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The Holder of The Special Bowl Series, Book One: The Rear Facing View of Life

by J E Anderson

Tired of reading about the rich surviving their summer days off the coast of Italy? Does reading the news of the day get you down?Getting anxiety attacks from the headlines of the corruption in politics or the ridiculously wealthy?The Holder of the Special Bowl Series lets you laugh out-loud at the antics and imagination of a child without the means of computers and cell phones. With just her siblings and “amorous” parents in their small Maine home, J. E. Anderson brings back humor through her eyes of everyday life.Living her life in a family of eight, she never knew her place in the world until given the prestigious title, “Holder of the Special Bowl”. It is time for the stressed-out news of the world to be cast aside. The time is now to remember who we are, what we have endured a...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Parenting & Relationships, Family Relationships, Humor
Size: 37 pages
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Life is ...

by Marilyn L. Rice

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Philosophy, Humor
Size: 68 pages
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Don't Get Me Started, We'll Be Here All Day!: (further memories of a confused middle aged teenager) (Confused Childhood Book 5)

by Alex Cotton

Alex is back and this time she's mad!
Now a middle aged teenager she is still trying to cope with life while at the same time dealing with the things that drive her nuts on a daily basis.
Join her on a trip through her top twenty rants, from a snoring husband to a deaf incontinent bulldog, mammograms, mothers, menopause and more.
She's still confused, but now she's angry too!

"My husband said he didn't mind waking up to a pair of boobs, just as long as they weren't his".

"Everyone agreed, my finger resembled a penis".

"We still remind my niece about the time she killed our next door neighbour"

From the author of the "Confused Sixties and Seventies Childhood"....

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Specific Groups, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: Unknown
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“Sweet Baby Jesus in booty shorts! Marty, Wanda, and Nina are back!” New York Times bestselling author, Robyn Peterman. National bestselling author of The Accidental Dragon, Dakota Cassidy is puttin’ on her tiara, sharpening her fav hot pink pen, and kicking her feet up on the desk to ask the hard questions. Get the inside scoop on all the hot, sexy cast members in this free, uproariously funny interview with the girls of her Accidental series. Find out who’s doing what to whom and more, as Dakota hosts the interview of the decade! Dear Readers, It’s been seven (seven!) years since the release of book one in my Accidentals series, dear readers, and now, on the cusp of releasing book ten (hold me!), I figured it was high time I put together something that would not only help new...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Contemporary Fiction, Mythology & Folk Tales, Romance, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Series, Paranormal, Women's Fiction, Humor, Romantic Comedy, Fairy Tales, Mythology
Size: Unknown
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The Reinvention of Mimi Finnegan (The Mimi Chronicles Book 1)

by Whitney Dineen

Thirty-four year old, Mimi Finnegan is the third of four daughters and in her eyes, by far, the most unremarkable. She has no singular accomplishment that can stand up to any of her sisters. And if that isn’t enough, she is the only single sibling in her family.

Mimi’s sisters decide that it’s time she gets serious about husband hunting, so they begin a campaign to find Mr. Right for her. Considering her most recent dating encounters include a night club owner who stuffs bratwurst in his pants and a WASPy trust fund baby, living happily under his mother’s thumb, Mimi is more than ready to meet THE ONE. Enter celebrated British novelist Elliot Fielding.

Sexual tension and anger heat up between the duo and it isn’t until Mimi discovers that Elliot is almos...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Movies & Video, Pop Culture, Radio, Television, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Romance, Contemporary, Series, Humor, Romantic Comedy, Satire
Size: 307 pages
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Eminently Respectable Capers

by Tony Brennan

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Literary Fiction, Short Stories, Religion & Spirituality, Religious & Inspirational Fiction, Humor, Literary, General Humor, Action & Adventure, Literary Humor, Religious, Single Authors
Size: 100 pages
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Sebastian: A Clean Billionaire Romance (The Billionaire Boyfriend Series Book 1)

by Christina Benjamin

He’s too busy for love. She’s swamped with success. Will a delicious distraction lead to sweet romance?Billion-dollar businessman Sebastian Titus wishes he had more time to spoil his little sister. Standing in for their long-gone father, he promises to make her wedding extra special with New York City’s best cupcakes. But when a gorgeous bakery owner refuses to give him special treatment, his only choice is to roll up his sleeves and jump behind the counter.Holly Walsh honors her mother’s memory with every sweet treat she creates. And with her bakery’s huge waiting list, she refuses to play favorites no matter how much money the hunky Sebastian throws around. But when he lends a hand and treats her customers like gold, she’s pleasantly surprised to find a soft center under all ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Pop Culture, Genre Fiction, Literature & Fiction, Women's Fiction, Humor, Romance, Inspirational, New Adult & College
Size: 116 pages
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Summer at Sea: The Summer Series Book 1

by Beth Labonte

Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old people sneakers that all look exactly the same.

Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise?

No? I didn't think so. So shut it.

So begins vacation for Summer Hartwell - twenty-six years old, living with her anxiety-ridden parents, and unwillingly booked by her brother on a weeklong cruise to Bermuda. Despite the nightmare of being trapped aboard a cruise ship with Mom and Dad, Summer sees a rare opportunity to fulfill The Prophecy – her mother’s declaration that she will live at home until she gets married. With two thousand passengers onboard, at least one of t...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Contemporary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Romance, Women's Fiction, Humor, Romantic Comedy, General Humor, Satire
Size: 239 pages
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The Big Fat Book of Hillary's Top Ten Accomplishments: The Shortest Book in the World

by Dr. Bonobo

First, all profits from this book will be donated to non-profits serving disabled veterans. So, purchase several at a time and save on postage. Give them as gifts to delight conservatives and drive liberals crazier than they already are.

Now Hillary Clinton fan's, it's time to wet your panties and watch your head explode!

Conservatives, it's time to rejoice in the truth and admire Hillary's accomplishments! Really, she did accomplish something and you'll see what was in this book.

This wonderfully funny book, brings her big fat top ten "accomplishments" and other cool stuff to the forefront for all to admire since her "accomplishments" are akin to a beautiful mirage glimmering on a distant horizon. Her minions and delusional people point to ...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Nonfiction, Politics & Social Sciences, Women's Studies, Humor, Satire
Size: 63 pages
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Sauced up, Scarred and at Sleaze

by G.C. McKay

"Chuck Palahniuk times ten." - Alex Swery, Author (sharpobjectspress.com)"Sauced up reminds me of Last Exit to Brooklyn, by Hubert Selby, Jr., one of my favorite transgressive fiction authors of all time. It’s got the same rawness to it, a feeling of vitality and life flowing underneath all the grit and slime. I totally loved it." - Lauren Sapala, Author (laurensapala.com)Pull up your satire shorts, grab a bottle of your favourite sauce and take a plunge into the nihilistic world of G.C. McKay. You'll feel your fingers get grubbier with each flick of the page inside an anthology of deviant, yet at times touching and poignant short stories and novelettes."Sauced Up, Scarred and at Sleaze is a roller coaster ride through the dirtiest side of the people next door." - Anna Civolani, Wri...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Short Stories, Humor, Satire, Literary Humor, Psychological
Size: 322 pages
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400+ Funny Jokes: Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids

by Johnny B. Laughing

400+ Funny Jokes for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!KINDLE UNLIMITED & AMAZON PRIME Members can read this book for FREE!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.400+ funny jokesExcellent for early and beginner readersHours of fun and entertainment for kids and childrenGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudIllustrated with BIG & BRIGHT pictures for early readersFunny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor, Humor & Entertainment
Size: 111 pages
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Babes at Sea (Byblos Foretold Book 1)

by M.E. Meegs

May of 1903. In the dank attic room of a squalid inn on the north coast of France, a young and penniless American woman, only recently recovered from a difficult birth, yearns for home. May God help those who stand in her way….

Though her circumstances are such that they might elicit pity, Mrs. Biddle neither needs nor wants our sympathy. Nor, after even the briefest acquaintance, are you likely to afford her any. Her yearning for home derives not from a love of friends or family, but rather a compulsion to settle a score. Haughty, arrogant, deceitful, cunning, faithless—these are the words best able to describe her. One moment she’s posing as the ruler of an underwater duchy in aid of a con game, the next she’s betraying a confederate. With never the slightest feeling...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Literary Fiction, Genre Fiction, Romance, Humor, Romantic Comedy, Dark Comedy, Satire, Historical, Literary Humor, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Sagas
Size: 87 pages
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It's illegal, but it's Okay: The adventures of a Brazilian alien in New York City

by Emilio Boechat

There are stories that could only happen in New York City. Where else would all those people get along: a Brazilian, an Iranian, two Mexican brothers, an old Korean lady and an American couple? In this anarchic comedy about clash of cultures, intolerance, romance and impossible dreams, nothing is what it seems and nobody is all good or all bad.
Full of twists, this politically incorrect story will surprise you all the way until its completely unexpected finale.
Fagner is a Brazilian young man who lives illegally in New York City. He works for Oman in his "Down by the Nile River” Deli. Oman is Iranian but he is often mistaken for any other person from the Middle East, which makes him very angry. Fagner hangs out with Rico, his best friend. Rico is a Mexican pothead and likes t...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Teen & Young Adult, Humor, General Humor, Satire
Size: 84 pages
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134.2 QI Facts to Leave You Flabbergasted: Free EBook Sampler

by John Lloyd

'This may look like a free ebook sampler, but it’s actually a portal. While you may read this in just twenty minutes, each little nugget is only the visible tip of an information iceberg.'In this free ebook sampler to accompany the new book 1,342 QI Facts To Leave You Flabbergasted, come face-to-face with some of the most mind-blowing facts in the QI universe, such as: The sun gets 4 million tons lighter every second; The first scientifically named dinosaur bone was called Scrotum humanum because it looked like a giant pair of human testicles; A ‘batman’ was a unit of weight in the Ottoman Empire. Ben Affleck weighs about nine batmans; Making all the chain mail for The Lord of the Rings wore the costume designers’ fingerprints away.Enjoy the incredible world of QI facts....

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: Unknown
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MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2017 – No Laughing Challenge! – Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2017 FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place. Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bed…Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advisedHAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! memes n memes n memes n memes ........

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Single Issue Comics, Humor
Size: 2253 pages
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A Humourists Look at Sport

by Alan Wichall

A look at the lighter side of Golf, Football and cricket...

Genre: Children's eBooks, Humor & Entertainment, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Size: 6 pages
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Scary Monday: I'm a bad girl (Find Me Book 1)

by Dan Horatiu Oprean

Well, what starts up as a pretty normal day, ends up in style....

Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels, Humor & Entertainment, Comic Strips & Cartoons, Teen & Young Adult, Humor
Size: 13 pages
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Sweet Sue's Golf Instruction for Women: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.In life, I became one of history’s first female sports stars by mastering everything from basketball and track and field to softball, tennis, and even bowling. I broke records as a golfer, winning an unprecedented 82 amateur and professional tournaments before my untimely death at age 45. After spending my youth beating the neighborhood boys in pickup sports games, I became a standout performer on my high school’s basketball, baseball, volleyball, tennis, golf, and swimming teams. At age 18, my skills caught the eye of the Employers Casualty Insurance Company who convinced me to quit school and play for its women’s basketball team in the Amateur Athletic Union. It wasn’t long before a brash and boastful "Sweet Sue" staked a claim as the league’s top forward. I...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Sports & Outdoors, Golf, Humor
Size: 64 pages
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The Shakespeare Quiz: 425 Questions with Answers, Commentary, and Essays

by Lulu Galah

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, History & Criticism, World Literature, British, Shakespeare, Nonfiction, Humor, Antiquarian & Rare Books, Criticism & Theory, History of Books
Size: 148 pages
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Crump Too (45 Book 2)

by J. Blackshear

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Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Genre Fiction, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor, Satire
Size: 55 pages
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David G, Grade 3: tragicomic memoir of a reluctant atheist

by David Robert Loblaw

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Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Memoirs, Humor & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Size: 142 pages
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If Dogs Could Talk

by Jamie Skeie

If Dogs Could Talk was inspired by a real living parrot, named Orion. Orion is an African Grey Congo parrot. She has lived with the author, since she was three months old. She was 17 years old during the last year of having her words documented. Some things will be offensive to people. When you're reading her words..please don't take anything personal. You are seeing a real look into a parrot's vocabulary. For scientific reasons...the exact words she said, were documented, chronologically, from current to past.Jamie Skeie created a children's book series about Orion also. It's called, Orion the Star. She is featured in this book series as the superstar parrot, who flies from Orion's Belt, to save all creatures in distress. The first book in the series is called, Orion the Star: The Pink Do...

Genre: Crafts, Hobbies & Home, Animal Care & Pets, Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: 153 pages
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Memes: Clean Memes & Funnies Yo (2019 Memes Book 8)

by Meme Things

Meme Montage Yo!Take a peek inside!What's inside?Fresh memes (A lot of dog memes!)+ Spicy memes...

Genre: Humor & Entertainment, Humor
Size: Unknown
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